I had a very fruitful visit to the Spearfish, SD Salvation Army a few days ago. I'm not normally one to be susceptible to impulse buys, but the novelty of the items and their cheap price combined to break down my willpower. I've always disliked the idea of wearing a robe because I couldn't get past the feeling that any robe I wore was intrinsically dirty no matter how many times it had been washed. To be clear, I have no problem with other people wearing robes. In fact I have always been rather jealous of those who can pull off a robe. Now that I have bought and worn a robe I am starting to like it (though, like sweatpants and my Uggs, I will never wear it in public). The fork adds a hint of class I think, kind of like a trident but not as cool.
Not pictured: an elementary-school-style Dick Tracy plastic lunch box complete with thermos.
4 comments:
DUDE. You look like Hugh Motherfuckin' HEFNER. That thing is BADASS.
That fork is hilarious (I mean, trident). Giant bowls of pasta, look out!
I'm jealous of your Dick Tracey lunchbox.
I am very jealous of your robe.... i hope you don't develop a severe hand washing obsession like your alter ego did!
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